every. goddamn. day.
(Source: smoke-til-my-eyes-bleed, via stanleyjosh)
Workaholic
because this is management, bitches.
when a hot new guy gets hired
Trying to wake up for work on a Friday
When I stay out all night then realize I have to be at work in the morning
story of my life.
My work attire
When we have to sit through long meetings
When someone asks if I’m glad my summer job is over
soon. so soon.
when someone brings real food for lunch
managers night out
trying to be semi-responsible:
and failing:
swearing in the office
my first time:
now:
when someone’s gossiping in the office
somehow we all sense it and gather around like
when the sales manager gives an inspirational talk
s-so f-fucking b-b-b-beautiful
all the managers
we have no time for petty things like love lives.
after interviewing countless people
i ask “why should i pick you for this position?” and they all answer “i’m a really hard worker and i’m fun to work with”
when i tell people how my interview went when i was first hired
their reactions:
NO. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU EVER. AND YOU SHOWED UP FOR TRAINING. WHY DIDN’T YOU RUN.
let’s just say blood was shed. you think i’m speaking figuratively. how cute.
